hurhur, life can be quite funny sometimes. sometimes you don't know whether to laugh or cry. a mofoing bird shat on my pants which i left to dry over the weekend. sometimes i can fathom why people kick cats and put rubber bands around their necks, i personally feel like sniping all the birds in hall to hell right now. then again, cats are cute, birds are not. i hope patches rips their heads off and sends them to bird hell, where humans shit on them and their bird mobiles and their bird statues.
one of my few pictures of socks, peng peng, xiaohei, beauty...and many other names. this cute black cat will missed.
this is the cat that i hope will bring hell to the birds, say hello to patches. she's the alpha female in hall, probably the only cat that hunts, stalks, rips and kills. oh, she enjoys nights on the roof too, as in fifth floor roof. she got up there herself. i also hope she kills that cat strangling mofo.
in memory of fluffy, the cute black fluffy cat who was fiesty and had a white paw.
life's tough, and it sucks.
note to self and whoever - americans should not try to adapt brit comedy.
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