Fast and Furious : Tokyo Drift

i'm a little lazy to post DnD pictures so i'll just rant a little on the above mentioned flick. i'll try to keep spoilers out of the way but if it was spoilt by my rant, too bad. however, i always love the way hollywood can skew thinking beyond logical boundaries but if that movie portrays tokyo accurately, i'm going there coz:

1. the tokyo student body are hip and happening, with races going on every night in carparks.
2. japanese chicks are hot, have ample assets (well if they don't their bodies are great anyway), own neat rides.
3. when not racing, there's always a dj spinning some hot shit in the carpark where the forementioned japanese babes are dancing in skimpy outfits, in every guys favourite combination of highs and lows. low top + high skirt + gyrating hips = i love tokyo!
4. the japanese education system seem to have Drifting 101 in their curriculum, hence resulting in any japanese school student knowing how to drift.
5. they probably have student subsidies on neat rides and tires and have nocturnal ECA's such as "Drifting in Mountain Passes". i heard it's good for 5 AUs. if you don't end up in the ravine.
6. all races, whether within a carpark or up in the mountain passes, can be caught with live streaming in high resolution on your handphone.
7. drifting circles around and burning rubber in the shape of 'O's around a japanese babe's ride will most certainly get you her number.

don't you guys just love tokyo? catch my drift so far?(hur)

Disclaimer: anyone who quits school and goes to tokyo based on this rant and ends up utterly disappointed, it is not my fault. all i have to say is wish it were real? so do i. sayonara.